I'm primarily a Sherlock and Johnlock fangirl, but I blog all manner of funny things and occasionally veer off into strange British television shows/comedy.

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Am I the only one who wants to know what John had to do he never thought he’d ever do in “The Inexplicable Matchbox”?

Fanon!John: I'm working at a clinic to have my own space so I'm not with Sherlock all the time.

Canon!John: Fuck this, I want to be with Sherlock all the time, I don't like being a doctor at a clinic, it's too boring, I want to be with Sherlock and working with Sherlock 24/7.

Fanon!John: Sherlock is dead but I've finally moved on. I'm staying at Baker Street but I have now a girlfriend and a job. I'm okay. I'm okay now.

Canon!John: I haven't spoken to Mrs Hudson in two years. I moved out because just the sight of the stairs at Baker Street made me want to cry. I can't even talk out loud about Sherlock's death because it fucked me up so much. I have a girlfriend now because I have to have a new romantic partner. I have to work but my life is so dull. I miss Sherlock. I'm heartbroken.

NEW CHAPTER: A Vintage Exceptionally to Your Liking [9/18]

Sherlock and John met seven years earlier than canon and fell in love. When John dies, Sherlock is introduced to the concept of alternate dimensions and given the opportunity to visit a different universe where he can have a second chance with a new John Watson. A love story across alternate dimensions.


Who’s Alex?
Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.


Who’s Alex?

Billboard demonstrating gender stereotypes as most people automatically assume that Alex is the boy.



I love Series 3 it’s like a terrible social experiment

John & Sherlock Separation Period: 18 hours

Sherlock: auditory hallucinations; refers to random people as “John”

John: total loss of interest in job; begins to physically assault patients

Mary: nervous gay jokes; reads John’s entire…



just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time

it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness



The Head and the Heart; we got it wrong.


Look critically at the two men; the heart and the head.


The heart: Sherlock. Selfish and undying love, adoration, extreme sacrifice, protection at all costs, can only see the man he loves as the perfect man, looks at no other, lives his life for John. His avowed priority, the work, is thrown…